How to Sit on a Man’s Face so You Both Get Off
Everything you need to know about queening and face-sitting.
Hi there, it’s Mysterious Witt—just your girl-next-door sex worker trying to make an honest living in this difficult world. If you haven’t read my most recent piece, I recommend you check it out. Entitled Why I Do Sex Work Even as a College-Educated Woman, this piece answers just that question.
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“How do you know what would make me happy? Why not let me decide on my own what I want to do with my life? Why project your needs onto me?”
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I’ve been going through my old work on Medium, and look what I found! It’s my piece about face-sitting and queening: How to Sit on a Man’s Face so You Both Get Off. You can read it below.
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There’s nothing quite like the feeling of a man’s face under my bottom. The sense of the sweat accumulating between his cheeks and mine. The feel of his hot breath against my private parts. And then of course the sensation of his wet tongue on my vage.
While I’m sitting on a man’s face, his face becomes my literal butt cushion. I perch there regally. No wonder this practice is also called queening.
Queening is the act of a woman sitting on a man’s face while he pleasures her with his mouth.
I like to begin any queening session with some good, old-fashioned face-sitting.
Face-sitting is exactly what sounds like: the art of sitting on a man’s face. It’s different from queening in that face-sitting often occurs while the woman is still clothed.
Face-sitting isn’t necessarily about sexually pleasing a woman. Teasing and prolonged foreplay are the ultimate goals.
Leather or lace
I like to wear anything from a pair of leather pants to a pair of latex shorts to a pair of control-top pantyhose when I sit on a man’s face.
If I’m in a generous mood, I’ll don some full-back panties. This is generous because panties, even full-back ones, give a man more access to my glorious crotch.
My recommended positions for the most pleasurable face-sitting experiences are:
On the floor
A man lies on the floor below the woman. She then lowers her bottom onto his face.
So she can control how much of her weight rests on his face, I typically have something I can hold onto to prop myself up.
For example, a man lies on the floor with his head just below the edge of a couch. While I sit on his face, facing away from the couch, I support part of my body weight by holding myself up by my elbows on the edge of the couch behind me.
On the bed
The bed is also a great place for face-sitting. The man lies on his back while the woman sits on his face. With her knees and shins flat against the mattress, she has more control over how much weight she rests on his face.
In this position, she leans some of her body weight onto her hands so as not to cause discomfort to the man below her.
As if any man would complain about having his face buried deep in a woman’s ass and crotch...
On a chair
Yet another position I like for face-sitting is when a man is seated on the floor, his back against a cushioned armchair. He scoots back toward the chair until the nape of his neck rests against the edge of the seat.
In this position, he leans his head back so that it falls against the armchair cushion. The woman then lowers her bottom onto his face from above.
To help take some of the pressure off her thighs, she holds onto the armrests of the chair.
One of my favorite positions for face-sitting, however, doesn’t even involve a woman sitting on a man’s face. Instead, she lies on her stomach on a surface, such as a bed mattress. The man then lies on his belly behind her, pressing his face into her bottom.
The woman may even reach back with her hand to the man’s head, pushing his face deeper between her butt cheeks. What a great way to smell her most intimate odors. His job is just to inhale her exquisite scents.
These scents are intoxicating, and yet if a woman is wearing leather, latex, or pantyhose in this position, a man is still unable to totally access her flesh.
Try as he might, he can’t lick through those materials.
Face-sitting is about the art of the tease.
Leather and latex fetishists, of course, love when a woman wears the materials they adore smelling most during face-sitting.
Some men also find pleasure in sniffing a woman’s panties while she’s seated on his face. Same goes for smelling her pantyhose.
Panties and hose retain a woman’s scent in a very special way. A man enjoys having his face surrounded by a woman’s ass and vagina in her most fragrant state.
The fun really starts, though, when a woman removes all her clothing. And yet because I like to tease men so much, I love sitting on a man’s face while still dressed in some fashion. If you call wearing just a thong “dressed.”
This is incredibly exciting for both the man and the woman. A thong offers the delights of a woman’s most intimate regions while still keeping them off-limits with just a slip of fabric to bar his access.
Still, I’ll admit that both of us are at our happiest when I remove my panties — or thong — altogether.
No, you can’t lick me yet
I like to tell a man exactly when he’s allowed to lick me. Usually, he can’t hold off, and I always end up feeling the wet licks of his tongue on my vagina anyway.
If a man does a good job of pleasing me, I always reciprocate by reaching down with my hand to stroke his erect penis.
Don’t forget the ass
A good queening session wouldn’t be complete, though, without a lot of analingus. I’ve had some wonderful queening experiences where I sit on a man’s face so that he can lick my bottom while I use the vibrator on my clit.
Both queening and face-sitting are great ways to enhance your time in the bedroom. Having sex in the same missionary position over and over again is boring.
Instead, enjoy my face-sitting and queening methods as a means to build even more intimacy during lovemaking.
I’d love to hear about your own experiences in the comment section below. Any questions you may have for me, I’m also all ears.